Nipple Whitening Cream

It didn't take long to lower the tone of this blog, with that title I will be flooded with hits from pervs on Google.

During my wonders through the more colorful areas of Singapore, found a shop selling special powders to stop your turds from smelling, er.. why? and a tube of nipple whitening cream, I mean why of all places to be white, your nipples?

Pop into any chemist here and you will be assaulted by "clinical technicians" stick a white coat on a monkey, pop a pen in the chest pocket and brown people will queue up to buy tubs of whitening creams, potions, and pills

If there was a product that actually work the whole world would know about it? it would be front page news "A pill to cure racism"

How much easier would it have been for Obama to become president if he popped a couple snow-white pills?

Are there any scientific proof they work? There are lots of pseudo journals written or paid for by cosmetics firms, but are there any tests carried out by well respected medical institutions, using placebo and a control environment to prove these work?

Why do Asians want to be white? most think its so they can be more "western" but this lilly white fascination goes way back in time before Mr. Ginger minge even set foot in China.

I believe its comes from the fact that manual workers/laborer are always out in the sun and therefore brown. If you are that "been in a morgue fridge" colour then it shows you have the time and luxury of staying in doors all the time. Same theory applies to extra long nails and bound feet.

If you thought it was the British public school system that started all fetishes the Chinese was way ahead with foot binding.

Its only a matter of time before the more educated Asians will see that whitening is as daft as Westerners risking skin cancer trying to get brown.

Same logic works on getting a Tan, if you are anemic and see through, it means you are stuck in some dungeon like office, (the first world version of manual workers), but if you have the luxury of time and money you can jet off to exotic locations and as a result be brown. Caucasians can sleep easy knowing that they will eventually return back to white, can you imagine if you get a tan you stay dark? All the white folks will be in full on radiation suits.


Lets not forget to mention the horrific side effects of rubbing into your skin or swallowing mercury, No really? see

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/health_science/articles/2003/12/16/whitening_skin_can_be_deadly/